My Time to Expire!
I have found out when I will be expiring. Wednesday, December 20th 2034. Please keep this day free to mourn. I am sorry if I have ruined your christmas, but it was just my time to go. When will the rest of you be expiring, I would like to keep my calander free, thanks!
www.deathclock.com
18 Comments:
My god I'm gonna live forever, or almost:
Thursday, October 14, 2066
I'd be 101. I hope this thing is reliable.
Liddia I will be a pallbearer at your funeral...
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Wednesday, April 14, 2038
Liddia good news I'll be able to attend you funeral,because I am not going to die till Dec 22 2040 hope I can hold on for 3 more days to make it to Christmas.
Bid me farewell on December 1st 2028. I'm just gonna miss Christmas. I'll be Mom's age when she went to the great beyoind
I'm too superstitious to even look at something like that. As far as I'm concerned everybody is gonna live forever...unless we all get the bird flu.
I'm jonesen for some tamiflu?
Isn't anyone going to hang out with me to see my hundredth birthday? Not going to be much of a party I guess. lol
Mine is Thursday, September 9, 2038 crushed by Bridgets death I will be going right after her.
I don't think its fair that I am dying before Lori and a few years before Robin, The older are supposed to die first, what the hell is happening here?
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Weird,
I put my info in and it made an evil laugh and said in a gruff/guttural voice...."you are the lord and master--death will never come unto you" then flames shot out of my monitor.
Anyone know what that means?
Virus maybe?
Hmmm well either way, guess I'll live forever.
anyone know what the hell is wrong with frank?
Frank is possessed. He made up the test
Nah, delusional maybe, but that's about it.
Well, I was thinking that maybe was going to do in Lori and Lisa.. explaining the reason they were the same day, but gotta change my opinion since he is going first. And since I am kicking off on April 14 I need to remember to file early that year if I am going to get a big refund. And if I owe... then tough luck.
hey nobody wants your left over ruff creek stuff!!!
I'm thinking that since I'm going to live the longest you should all name me executor on your wills. Just for convenience.
Paul's is Tuesday, January 24, 2051. So we are pretty much the methusalah and methusaless of the family.
hey....i think liddia did expire....she has disappeared from this thing
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