Funny Things We have Heard People Say!
I just thought if would be funny to hear any stories about funny things we have heard people say.
For instance just yesterday while we were having dinner, I made fish and potatos and corn. Well Kira didn't want to eat the corn. She look at me and said "mom, I'm just not a corny person". Of course she didn't get it, but I thought it was funny.
And then she was telling me about some girl at school that had poked another girl and tramped on someone else's foot, I asked her did the girl do it on purpose and she said "No, but she meant to do it".
Uncle Gary and Emily will understand soon enough, anyway I just thought it might be something fun to share.
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PJ wants corn on the cob plants out front for Halloween, unlike everyone else who get cornstalks.
When Jordan was in little we were eating dinner one night and she said I am going to say the f word, it progressed to her saying thats it I am saying it Fro up.
So, Alek has been taking medicine for months. He's so resistant that we crush it and layer it in a spoon of ice cream. Every night like clockwork he looks at it, suspiciously, and asks what it is and we say "It's your ice cream." No problem. So tonight, he asks and I answer "It's your ice cream" and he throws his arms up like he's calling a touch down and yells "It's my medicine!" and eats it. Go figure.
I knew he was a smart kid!
Mom and I were at the grocery store when my kids were little. Tommy wanted a drink and we told him no. So he said (of course in the line where everybody can hear) OK. I'll just have to go home and drink bathwater again!
Cole said mom can I say Damnit, I said no and he responded with ahh shit.
Jordan was asking me about something a couple weeks ago and I said I don't know, I can't remember my own kids names. Shelby then said it's ok mama, I'm Shelby and proceded to introduce all my kids to me. Which over a week she did repeatedly.
Alecka went to the doctor and got medicine to take because she had a urinary infection.... she proceeded to tell everyone she met she was sick and had a confection.
We also used to point across the water from our house and show her "Seattle".... about a year later we found out she always called the big city "Attle" because we were telling her "See Attle"...
When Andrew was about 2 I took him to get his hair cut, while we were waiting this old lady came in and started talking to Andrew.
I was sitting there reading when Andrew looked at the lady and said were are all your teeth, I just kept reading like a didn't hear a word.
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